Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ukraine by SMS

"Oh my. It's hideous"
"I just saw a guy open a bottle on his teeth. This is that kind of place"
"I was doing a drugs lesson yesterday, and ... Dima walks by and shows me the drugs he has in his pocket. Outstanding. Happy Thanksgiving by the way."
"I'm on the bus, someone has some kind of food that smells like a sausage mcmuffin with egg. It is driving me to the point of murder and theft. Is that wrong?"
"Know what I love about cable tv? Elvis live in concert. The ... King."

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