"A little christmas tree and ornaments" included in a gift package
"Hope your t-day is better than mine. Put 10 hrs at school today: rayon olympiad. Oh yeah, and EARTHQUAKE in my rayon! School evacuated, but nothign stops the freaking olympiad!"
"STAGES OF DRUNKENESS: 1. buzzed 2. happy 3. tipsy 4. drunk 5 wasted (belligerent) 6. trashed (smashed) 7. passed out"
"just got told to come back to my bank after two, but it's two now..."
"I've been thinking about doing that for a while. next time I get on a mar(shrutka) i'm going to pay with a dog"
"zing. good point. maybe I can buy my way on with beer of vodka?"
"What up superstar? When are we hanging otu for the break? I've got some new stories to tell, man I need to stop drinking vodka."
"Just had a tutoring session focused on changing adjectives and nouns depending on the case. my brain is cooked."
"Just finished 1984. deep. wow. f*cked up."
"F*ck. when did it get to be december?"