“I can’t believe I just taught kids the word mullet…”
(Response) “Never mind the word. Try telling them what year it’s from so they don’t wear their hair like that anymore.”
“A girl asked when she was thinking of hair styles she would want on a guy. That’s what scares me…”
“Sitting in a dark bathroom in the office. There’s no electricity in Kyiv right now, must have gotten lots of snow last night.”
“Rumsfield resigned! Woooo hoooo!”
“Sometimes I wonder what the f*ck I’m doing here. But when I think like that I realize I’m just too hung over, like today.”
“Hey you know how I love chicken boobs!”
"I can't sleep, wanna do me a favor and count some sheep for me
"Hmm... maybe something less noisy. Damn those sheep and all that baaa-ing"
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